50 of the most annoying things you can say/do to a Bartender

I absolutely love my job as a bartender and I honestly take it pretty seriously. I work at a gentleman's club on the weekends and it gets pretty crazy sometimes. I've bartended other places too though including T.G.I.Fridays, Smokey Bones, and even a small neighborhood bar.  So I've seen all types of people and all sorts of drunks. (literally)

I put together a list of a bunch of things to NEVER say to me or I'll hate you. No seriously, I'll be so annoyed....

1. Is this your actual job?
2. Make me something good.
3. Can you make me something healthy?

4. Do you know how to make a jack and coke?
5. What's in a Martini?
6. Does your boyfriend care that you work here?
7. Can you go up on stage (at strip club)
8. Is that all the liquor you're putting in?

9. Can you add a little extra?
10. I'm not drinking that

11. It doesn't look like the picture
12. That's not what I ordered
13. How do you make this
14. *snapping* to get my attention
15. *whistling* to get my attention
16. *hitting* the bar the get my attention

17. You take care of me I'll take care of you
18. Hey Bartender!
19. I'm on that persons tab (vague)
20. It's my birthday! Free drinks?
21. Will you take our picture

22. Sorry, I'm really drunk
23. You single?
24. Hook me up
25. Did you go to bartending school?
26. Do you think you can get me a job?
27. How old do you have to be to serve alcohol
28. What should I have?

29. *rustling through money just to pay with a card*
30. Not a lot of ice
31. Is that a big enough tip?
32. I know the owner
33. How much money do you make on average?

34. When did you cut these lemons/limes?
35. Do you have a place where I can charge my phone?
36. It tastes like juice
37. *ordering a drink and walking away*
38. *ordering a drink and not pay attention when it comes time to pay*
39. I'll tip you next time
40. Smile.
41. How much do your drinks cost?
42. I'll have a beer (okay what kind???)
43. *Don't get mad at me that there is a credit card minimum*
44. I'm not paying for that

45. I'm a bartender too, I know how it is
46. I used to work here
47. Can I have a togo cup?
48. Can you hold my stuff back there
49. Why is my Guinness taking forever?

AND the ALL TIME most annoying

50. C'mon man! One more