Things I hate about being a woman

The grass may seem greener on the other side, but I wouldn't switch from being a woman to being a man anyday. Two words. BALL SWEAT. That's a deal breaker. If I was a man and I knew my balls had the capability of smelling that bad, I would create testicle freshenner. You could spray it down there throughout the day so everyone doesn't die when they pass you.  But I'm not a guy so just hang a tree air freshener down there or something. please

Anyways, guys do have a lot of things I would switch for because being a woman is a tough job. That's an understatement, but you girls understand.  I love being a woman though. I did, however, compile a list of things I could ABSOLUTELY live without. 

Lets just begin with the obvious PERIODS They are awful, gross, annoying. They ruin your clothes, bed, underware, LIFE! And they come back every single month. As if lasting for 4-7 days isn't enough. They can be a blessing, but I consider them a curse 95% of the time.

Pregnancy I get it. It's a beautiful thing. A babys' birth is wonderful and life changing, but can we skip the gor and pain and the other unmentionable gross stuff. And instead of carrying them for nine months in our stomach how about one month and carry them someplace else, like maybe as a backpack that we can take off when needed, but have it still be attached to us by the umbilical cord. I don't know, it's just a thought...

Lower Pay This one is ridiculous in every way possible. Now we study just as much as men, we get an education just as much as men, we work just as hard as men (sometimes even more) how in the hell did it be that we make less? This is not the 20's where women had to stay home and take care of the home and kids while men work all day. Women are evolving and getting any job out there. From working on cars to being lawyers, women are doing big things with their lives. Men can obtain a position in a woman dominant field and still make more money in most cases. But they are labeled "homosexual" which is stupid but it is a topic for another day...

Heels Now I love these bad boys. A man invented them and I honestly thank him because they promote a womans' sexy. But couldn't you have made them a bit comfier? I mean damn man, they come in some many cute colors and patterns and styles, but by the end of the night you need to soak your feet.

Weight in Society Real women are curvy. Point blank end of story. Sticks aren't in style anymore and I'm not sure why they ever were. Real women have asses, boobies, and curves! (didn't even realize I wrote boobies instead of boobs haha) I love when I see a woman with meat on her bones walking confidently in her stilletos and sexy attire. GET IT GIRL I SEE YOU! She is gorgeous and needs to be paid attention to

Big Boobs Now I know in the last paragraph I said having boobs are great and should be appriciated. This paragraph does not argue with that until they get to be my size then it's a whole other ball game. Big boobs are a sin. I honestly can't leave the house with out a bra and a crap ton of baby powder shoved underneath and in between these bad boys. I even carry it in my purse! And men stare and they make it so obvious. I do wear low cut shirts on occassion, but I get more stares when I'm wearing something that covers them up completely. I would like a reduction please where they look great in a v-neck but I don't have to worry about carrying baby powder on me at all times

Makeup It makes our eyes pop, our lips shimmer, and our cheeks rosey. I love makeup, the process however, I could do without. And the fact that men say they love a woman with natrual makeup or no makeup at all, but then contradict themselves when they say they love Kim K or Beyonce. Now they are gorgeous females that I love so very much, but their makeup style is by NO MEANS natrual. Lets just get that straight. And I hate how we make the stupidest faces while putting on makeup. (see below) LMAO

Gossip/Drama I am a victim and a culprit. It's so addicting and even if we say we don't secretly love it, we are lying! I watch reality TV more than anything. And if something happens at work I want to know what it is and how it happend. The key is that you cannot spread it to everyone girls!

Bad Drivers I admit it. I have 10 points on my liscense. IT WASN'T ALL MY FAULT! Stupid people slam on their breaks too much! Lol okay I suck at driving. But I can defend us a bit. Women may get in more accidents, but men get in more fatal accidents ;) Just saying

How many of you can vouch for me? CAN I GET AN AMEN!?

Leave your comments below with things you hate about being a woman and if you agree/disagree with my list!

PS: don't mind my girl code addiction. It's my thing so leave me alone :P